Fucking YTT
Monday, March 21, 2005
i.e., fleshes bounce bounce. Delores is very the yuk tantan.
OK. Fuck, I know I'm fucking yuk tantan...
So what?
At least I look cute bouncing around town...
Rather then look like one of those bulimic anorectics skeletal boney chick who doesn’t have tits.
Oh shit... 1/3 of KL chicks will kill me man!!!
Half of them fake their tits with super duper wonder bra filled with 'liquid' for the extra bouncy effect.
IF YOU DO NOT have TITS, den DON'T fucking FAKE it lar!
There is nothing worst then faking it den when you take it off, it’s as flat as my SONY FLAT screen man!!
Ok ok... It's not that flat lar.. You might have 2 pinkie pop corns on flat da screen...
Haha... Frankly, I don’t know what's wrong with me. I'm definitely not oke!!!
Because fuck, chick with big boobs have stupid fucking problems too.
They'll ssaaaaggggggggg!!!!! So which one is good?
WTF? I was thinking, if my boob’s sagg, I'll slice it off. Hahhaa... F
ucking shit, I just did my monthly pencil test, I did not fail man!!!
Haven’t sag yet lah! Yeahhhhh!!! Ok, back to yuktantan.
I get this yuk tantan thingy from BB's god sister. She never likes me, from the first sight.
No girl does oke? Not many girls admire my ability to bounce around still looking elegant! I rock! Hahhaa...
I turn heads... Big head, small head, black heads, dickheads, white heads... Even when I'm 58.5kg...
Kekekkee. Fuck, now I know why girls hate me so much...
I suddenly fucking beh tahan myself... Perasan man.
What to do, this is the best a chick 5' 3" weighing 128lbs does to boost her confidence man!!!
I need a lot of boost!!!! Bbbstttt BBsssttt... Ter-ba-bom!!
NEW TARGET 108lbs. What the fuck? 20 lbs?
Fuck shit lar... That's too fucking much...
I know 12lbs isn’t anything because I damn good at retaining water man...
But the other 8lbs is pure fatttssss!!
OK lah, got boobs rulezz, no boobs also rulezz…
Look at the bright sides of it, at least you have nipples!
One good pair of it. What colour? Doesn’t matter, colourful is beautiful…
As long as your pair of nipples is same in colour.
No one pink, one black.
Fucking yinyong. Hhahaha...
Fuckin freaking bouncing off now. Off.
OK. Fuck, I know I'm fucking yuk tantan...
So what?
At least I look cute bouncing around town...
Rather then look like one of those bulimic anorectics skeletal boney chick who doesn’t have tits.
Oh shit... 1/3 of KL chicks will kill me man!!!
Half of them fake their tits with super duper wonder bra filled with 'liquid' for the extra bouncy effect.
IF YOU DO NOT have TITS, den DON'T fucking FAKE it lar!
There is nothing worst then faking it den when you take it off, it’s as flat as my SONY FLAT screen man!!
Ok ok... It's not that flat lar.. You might have 2 pinkie pop corns on flat da screen...
Haha... Frankly, I don’t know what's wrong with me. I'm definitely not oke!!!
Because fuck, chick with big boobs have stupid fucking problems too.
They'll ssaaaaggggggggg!!!!! So which one is good?
WTF? I was thinking, if my boob’s sagg, I'll slice it off. Hahhaa... F
ucking shit, I just did my monthly pencil test, I did not fail man!!!
Haven’t sag yet lah! Yeahhhhh!!! Ok, back to yuktantan.
I get this yuk tantan thingy from BB's god sister. She never likes me, from the first sight.
No girl does oke? Not many girls admire my ability to bounce around still looking elegant! I rock! Hahhaa...
I turn heads... Big head, small head, black heads, dickheads, white heads... Even when I'm 58.5kg...
Kekekkee. Fuck, now I know why girls hate me so much...
I suddenly fucking beh tahan myself... Perasan man.
What to do, this is the best a chick 5' 3" weighing 128lbs does to boost her confidence man!!!
I need a lot of boost!!!! Bbbstttt BBsssttt... Ter-ba-bom!!
NEW TARGET 108lbs. What the fuck? 20 lbs?
Fuck shit lar... That's too fucking much...
I know 12lbs isn’t anything because I damn good at retaining water man...
But the other 8lbs is pure fatttssss!!
OK lah, got boobs rulezz, no boobs also rulezz…
Look at the bright sides of it, at least you have nipples!
One good pair of it. What colour? Doesn’t matter, colourful is beautiful…
As long as your pair of nipples is same in colour.
No one pink, one black.
Fucking yinyong. Hhahaha...
Fuckin freaking bouncing off now. Off.
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2:29 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...this post is hilarious!!!
wait, i'll have to read it again...hahahaha!