Lookie what I found!
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
I've all the hope I ever wished for.
Now, let me wish for alot of money!
Then I will be able to get the procedure done!
Wahehhehehe!!
*Edit*
Mch... RM 2800.00 persession man.
I'd need atleast 5!
Sei lo...
Liu Xing
Born to Party,
Forced to Work.
I've all the hope I ever wished for.
Now, let me wish for alot of money!
Then I will be able to get the procedure done!
Wahehhehehe!!
*Edit*
Mch... RM 2800.00 persession man.
I'd need atleast 5!
Sei lo...
Super Dark Black Choc for ME!
I had one too many Black Choc.
I am gonna fall sick soon! Sucks...
| You Are 85% Boyish and 85% Girlish |
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch. Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes. You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them. You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. |
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
What Song Should You Strip To?
| Your Brain is 67% Female, 33% Male |
 Your brain leans female You think with your heart, not your head Sweet and considerate, you are a giver But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you! |
| You Are 52% Selfish |
 You are quite balanced. You are able to compromise when it's in the best interests of those involved. But you're no pushover. If something is important to you, you'll get it! |
| You Are 30% Weird |
 Not enough to scare other people... But sometimes you scare yourself. |
| You Are Fish |
 You have a well formed palate and a daring appetite. If it's served to you, you'll at least try it. People are pretty scared of your exotic ways. But once they get a taste of you, they're addicted! |
| Your Inner Blood Type is Type B |
 You follow your own rules in life, even if you change the rules every day. Sure, you tend to be off the wall and unpredictable, but that's what makes you lovable. And even though you're a wild child, you have the tools to be a great success. You are able to concentrate intently - and make the impossible possible. You are most compatible with: B and AB Famous Type B's: Leonardo Di Caprio and |
| Your Stripper Song Is |
 Closer by Nine Inch Nails "You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I�ve got no Soul to tell" When you dance, it's a little scary - and a lot sexy. |
Tong Tong Hates Me
So I smartly go boil Tong Tong's bone.
See, she have been chewing her chewy bone for months and it is so god damn smelly.
Her bone look so ewwwy, we hate holding it.
You can smell it from a mile away.
Ewww... It look dirty but she loves chewing on it.
Yucks! Talk about personal hygene, you got zero Tong Tong, ZERO!
So I boiled it for 10 minutes. The chewy bone went soft, like a soggy cock.
Damn it looked even yuckier then before.
But it's okay, because now, it doesn't smell that bad anymore!
However, Tong Tong isn't happy.
Why? Because she want her smelly chewy bone back lah...
She don't like her soggy bone anymore. No orginal smell ma.
But it is still okay, with the nose she've got, she can still smell a wee bit of the original smell lo...
However, being a soggy bone, it is easier for her to bite em off.
So before I knew it, she started shallowing the soggy bone!
Arrgghhh!! Kennot eat wan!!! You wanna die is it?
That is when I decided to trow her soggy bone and give her a new chewy bone.
I trew the soggy bone into the garbage bag near our fridge.
However, she decided to strike.
After an hour, Tong Tong stand near the fridge from 1.00 am till 1.30 am.
She just stand there, looking at me.
Being the insensative owner, I don't know what the hell she wants.
So I ma look back lo...
We started to look at each others.
I was very curious with her new found need to stand infront of the fridge.
Then tadaaaa!
I remember her soggy bone in the bin! Maybe that's what she want!
I search frantically in the bin and found it.
Clean it properly, blow dry it. Wank it a little, so that it goes hard. Heh...
Tong Tong is happily lying with her new found "hard" bone infront of me now.
She is not standing infront of the fridge anymore.
Weeee...!!!
*Edit* New Pictures of Tong Tong!
Ivan got her the shirt and the new collar from Australia!
It is funny how she doesnt like to move when every she wear the shirt! hehaha...
Vodka + Ribena = Yum!
Saturday, May 27, 2006... so I've been havin Vodka since the birthday.
Every other day, doesn't matter if it's day or night, morning or afternoon.
I'd have it when ever I want. Weee!!!
Life is good like that!
Thank God
Thursday, May 25, 2006
for instand noddles.
I am hungry, and there isn't anything to eat.
Yes, I am eating like a cow now.
You blow ar?
I know I know I know!!!!
Going to BU to groom Tong Tong later in the afternoon.
Then going to watch American Idol with the other lesbo's gang. Shrugs...
How am I going to be able to meet a guy this way?
Damn.
BB coming over during lunch! Weeee!!!
I Missie You!
Har har...
I am hungry, and there isn't anything to eat.
Yes, I am eating like a cow now.
You blow ar?
I know I know I know!!!!
Going to BU to groom Tong Tong later in the afternoon.
Then going to watch American Idol with the other lesbo's gang. Shrugs...
How am I going to be able to meet a guy this way?
Damn.
BB coming over during lunch! Weeee!!!
I Missie You!
Har har...
Just Incase
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
*you* wanna know, I am home safe.
... and thank *you* for the *very* belated birthday pressie, I know it is not *your* fault.
Neither it is mine.
Did I smell gum? Bubble gum? Fruitti bubble gummm??? *Choke*
Thanks anyway. Thank *you*, the pressie is lovely.
I love the Relaxing Eye Pillow.
Abselutely love it. Very festive-Christmasy like.
I feel loved already!
I can't say the same for the gummy candle though,
remind me of those fruitti bubble gum you simply love!!!
*Choke*
... and of yah, *you* still owe me a goddamn dinner.
I mean a sit down face to face dinner.
Not *you* tapao, I drive while *you* eat and leave me two bites kind, ok?
Is that understood? Wahahhahaa...
And oohh... I am so getting the corset!
Weeeeee...
I'd tell *you* when I'd get it.
*You* pay installment lah.
Wahahhaa... I get satisfied talking that way, man.
*You* know me rite?! So no worries! Weeee!!!
Ohh btw., I got *you* a nice CK tai fu again.
This time it is big enough for both of US.
Weee...
Missing *your* lips on mine. : )
*Smiles* Muacks.
... and thank *you* for the *very* belated birthday pressie, I know it is not *your* fault.
Neither it is mine.
Did I smell gum? Bubble gum? Fruitti bubble gummm??? *Choke*
Thanks anyway. Thank *you*, the pressie is lovely.
I love the Relaxing Eye Pillow.
Abselutely love it. Very festive-Christmasy like.
I feel loved already!
I can't say the same for the gummy candle though,
remind me of those fruitti bubble gum you simply love!!!
*Choke*
... and of yah, *you* still owe me a goddamn dinner.
I mean a sit down face to face dinner.
Not *you* tapao, I drive while *you* eat and leave me two bites kind, ok?
Is that understood? Wahahhahaa...
And oohh... I am so getting the corset!
Weeeeee...
I'd tell *you* when I'd get it.
*You* pay installment lah.
Wahahhaa... I get satisfied talking that way, man.
*You* know me rite?! So no worries! Weeee!!!
Ohh btw., I got *you* a nice CK tai fu again.
This time it is big enough for both of US.
Weee...
Missing *your* lips on mine. : )
*Smiles* Muacks.
I too goddamn free...
Monday, May 22, 2006| You Are A Woman! |
 Congratulations, you've made it to adulthood. You're emotionally mature, responsible, and unlikely to act out. You accept that life is hard - and do your best to keep things upbeat. This makes you the perfect girlfriend... or even wife! |
| Your Makeup Look Is |
 Pale Lips with Big Eyes A little classic, a little retro - you look fantastic in this high fashion look. |
| Men See You As Choosy |
 Men notice you light years before you notice them You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait |
| You Should Date An Italian! |
 You love for old fashioned romance, with an old fashioned guy An Italian guy is the perfect candidate to be your prince charming If your head doesn't spin enough, just down another espresso with him Invest in a motorcycle helmet - and some carb blocker for all that pasta! |
I Want A Goddamn Corset
Sunday, May 21, 2006
God knows I love corset.
My eyes stop blinking the moment I see one.
Especially a black one. Damn. I'm a fool when it comes to corsets.
... and guess what? I saw one today, online.
There is this chinese girl who wore it and damn...
I told myself I want that one corset she is wearing.
She look so motherfucing great in it. Damn, I am jealous.
First comes first, she is fleshy, and she have got nice tits.
That's why she look so great in it lah...
Secondly... Corsets make sexy girls sexier.
I wanna look sexy, really...
Not sluttly... but sexy...
I wished I've got a corset for my birthday...
Instead of some body wash or bath fizzerr...
Shrugs...
I need to loose 25 kilos to be able to look sexy in a corset anyway...
Wait! 25 kilos? Damn... That's like 55 pounds? I am 60 kilos now.
60 - 25 = 35? Holly cow! That is goin to leave me to only 35 kilos!!!
What's left then? Intestines?
Some says another 10 kilos will be great enough, some says 5 will do...
Some mother fucker says 15... Right, I'd loose what I can ok?
I love noodles so much I don't think I am goin to loose too much weight with it...
It's plain carbo anyway... But I crave for noodles every fucking day.
This is how the corset looked, on the girl. I'm so damn sure it'd look a lil bit yuckier on me.
But... Ooh I don't care. I want it. That's all.
By the way, thanks mamoyo for the picture.
I decided to crop away your face, just incase.
I love that goddamn corset! Help!!!
I'd get it so that I'd be motivated to loose weight and firm up everywhere.
Can't afford to look saggy with that corset on, right? Yoga!!! Here I come!!!
BB, can you like sponsor half? Or perhaps quarter?
I really want it... and I'd do anything to have it. Hahahaha...
You know I know lor... RIGHT?
BB...?? How? How??? *Pouts and look up to BB* Please, Tuaki Please...?
Crap, they don't have La Senza in Isetan. Damn. Mahai.
On the other note, MunchTheOne join LampeBerger. Fucker go put 30K into it.
Fuckstick, gimme quarter, can buy hundreds of corsets edi. Better still right?
What's the bloody lamp for? I smell better la... Tiuness.
Atleast buy me corsets I can dance wearing the corsets and you can look ma...
You know le, the way you like it... *Winks*
Wahahha... Don't ask me about the returns man.
Like selling Lampe Berger can give you returns...
Return my ass.
Burp. I had Shabu Shabu with the gang just now at SS 2.
Fucking full can? and yeah... I gained 5 kilos tonight. Gasp! Now I gotta loose 30 kilos.
Ivan brought me a set of Olive Bath Set from Le Jardin Naturel.
Awww... Nice, but I prefer corsets, still.
He just got back from Aussie last Thursday night.
Brought Tong Tong a new colar and nice baju.
Make her look so feminine can? Wahhahaha... I love the way she look in that shirt!
She couldn't move much wearing it tho. Funny la... It kinda limit her movement.
Wahahhahaha... I cannot stop luffing!
Somore got words, saying FASHION HOUND on top with flower! Wahahhaa...
K. That's all. Good night.
My eyes stop blinking the moment I see one.
Especially a black one. Damn. I'm a fool when it comes to corsets.
... and guess what? I saw one today, online.
There is this chinese girl who wore it and damn...
I told myself I want that one corset she is wearing.
She look so motherfucing great in it. Damn, I am jealous.
First comes first, she is fleshy, and she have got nice tits.
That's why she look so great in it lah...
Secondly... Corsets make sexy girls sexier.
I wanna look sexy, really...
Not sluttly... but sexy...
I wished I've got a corset for my birthday...
Instead of some body wash or bath fizzerr...
Shrugs...
I need to loose 25 kilos to be able to look sexy in a corset anyway...
Wait! 25 kilos? Damn... That's like 55 pounds? I am 60 kilos now.
60 - 25 = 35? Holly cow! That is goin to leave me to only 35 kilos!!!
What's left then? Intestines?
Some says another 10 kilos will be great enough, some says 5 will do...
Some mother fucker says 15... Right, I'd loose what I can ok?
I love noodles so much I don't think I am goin to loose too much weight with it...
It's plain carbo anyway... But I crave for noodles every fucking day.
This is how the corset looked, on the girl. I'm so damn sure it'd look a lil bit yuckier on me.
But... Ooh I don't care. I want it. That's all.
By the way, thanks mamoyo for the picture.
I decided to crop away your face, just incase.
I love that goddamn corset! Help!!!
I'd get it so that I'd be motivated to loose weight and firm up everywhere.
Can't afford to look saggy with that corset on, right? Yoga!!! Here I come!!!
BB, can you like sponsor half? Or perhaps quarter?
I really want it... and I'd do anything to have it. Hahahaha...
You know I know lor... RIGHT?
BB...?? How? How??? *Pouts and look up to BB* Please, Tuaki Please...?
Crap, they don't have La Senza in Isetan. Damn. Mahai.
On the other note, MunchTheOne join LampeBerger. Fucker go put 30K into it.
Fuckstick, gimme quarter, can buy hundreds of corsets edi. Better still right?
What's the bloody lamp for? I smell better la... Tiuness.
Atleast buy me corsets I can dance wearing the corsets and you can look ma...
You know le, the way you like it... *Winks*
Wahahha... Don't ask me about the returns man.
Like selling Lampe Berger can give you returns...
Return my ass.
Burp. I had Shabu Shabu with the gang just now at SS 2.
Fucking full can? and yeah... I gained 5 kilos tonight. Gasp! Now I gotta loose 30 kilos.
Ivan brought me a set of Olive Bath Set from Le Jardin Naturel.
Awww... Nice, but I prefer corsets, still.
He just got back from Aussie last Thursday night.
Brought Tong Tong a new colar and nice baju.
Make her look so feminine can? Wahhahaha... I love the way she look in that shirt!
She couldn't move much wearing it tho. Funny la... It kinda limit her movement.
Wahahhahaha... I cannot stop luffing!
Somore got words, saying FASHION HOUND on top with flower! Wahahhaa...
K. That's all. Good night.
The World Is Indeed Small
Thursday, May 18, 2006
Oh sigh... I found out something.
It is embarassing.
The world is indeed small. Sigh!
*Edit* Sunday 21st May 6.00 a.m.
Aiiiiii... How can like this one?
He is actually one of my AhGor's best friend?
Tiulorrr...
*Pray*
You better keep you mouth shut youmothafucka.
*Finger crossed*
It is embarassing.
The world is indeed small. Sigh!
*Edit* Sunday 21st May 6.00 a.m.
Aiiiiii... How can like this one?
He is actually one of my AhGor's best friend?
Tiulorrr...
*Pray*
You better keep you mouth shut youmothafucka.
*Finger crossed*
Wiggle Left & Right
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
I wanna god damn Mambo!!!!
Cass asked me to join them... but...
I can't... Because I am broke!
Damn!
So the BI asked me to go collect my stuff...
Damn... I better go to bed and sleep.
I'd when I wake up later.
Ciao.
Cass asked me to join them... but...
I can't... Because I am broke!
Damn!
So the BI asked me to go collect my stuff...
Damn... I better go to bed and sleep.
I'd when I wake up later.
Ciao.
Can You Compromise?
Oh... Now I am the one not compromising eh?
If this is what you call not compromising,
wait till you see something better!
I can't help it if you think I am trying to emotionally black mailing you.
I am, really.
That's the only way.
It works that way.
If this is what you call not compromising,
wait till you see something better!
I can't help it if you think I am trying to emotionally black mailing you.
I am, really.
That's the only way.
It works that way.
Crave
I am craving for noddles.
Gosh...
I can't stop thinking of having it!
Note to self,
Nothing can help you stop thinkin of him.
Not even if you were to stuffed your face fat with noddles.
Either you fuck his life or yours...
The way I am seeing you, might as well you fuck his.
Gosh...
I can't stop thinking of having it!
Note to self,
Nothing can help you stop thinkin of him.
Not even if you were to stuffed your face fat with noddles.
Either you fuck his life or yours...
The way I am seeing you, might as well you fuck his.
Blogging Under Influence
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Gosh I am tipsy and sleepy. Two shots of Vodka with Ribena and I am all horny already. Gosh...
Gosh Help..
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
So, 2 more days to the big day and I feel awfully sick.
God damn it.
Shut up wankers!
God damn it.
Shut up wankers!
Munch
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
*munch* mean more then chewing.
*munch* is special.
*munch* make me smile.
*munch* brighten my day.
*munch* is *munch*.
I like *munch*.
Why?
*munch* sizzlin' *hwot*!
*chuckles!*
*munch* is special.
*munch* make me smile.
*munch* brighten my day.
*munch* is *munch*.
I like *munch*.
Why?
*munch* sizzlin' *hwot*!
*chuckles!*
The rage
Have you ever wonder when would I be updating my blog?
Because if you'd notice, sometimes I don't update for ages...
If I do, it would be very other hour. Gah...
The thing is, I blog when I *feel* like it.
So when would I feel like blogging?
When I am happy and when I am extremely upset.
That's when I need to pour out, to someone, but normally, I don't speak to anyone about it.
I have friends, however, most of the time; I rather not speak to any of them.
Keeping a lot of problems deep within me seems to be a better choice, somewhat.
Don't ask me why.
Blogging took load of burden off the chest, leaving me feeling much better.
I've been writing almost all my life anyway, since I was really young.
You'd get to read stories of my life in the textbooks, my note books, pieces of papers, diaries etc.
So yes, writing is definitely the best way. My way.
I remember being upset with Dad at a very young age and no one to speak to.
I was revising; there were papers and note book right in front of me.
I started writing since then, right in front of him.
He doesn't know anything about it, until he stumbles upon a note, written on the cover of text book plastic wrappings. It was not very obvious but he noticed it anyway.
Dad kept it to himself. Thinking back, he must be heart broken.
It was a very cruel piece of note. Spells out how much I hate him. Ends with a heart stabbing wish, I wished he isn't my Dad.
Frankly, I still hate him every now and then.
Being 26 years old and still hating your Dad is not healthy.
A month back, I screamed at him on a telephone conversation,
then slammed it down hard on him.
Then I went on screaming at the innocent mother.
It was continued with another door slamming session before facing up to Mom about not wanting to stay home anymore. I’ve always wish to move out.
Mommy, I can’t stay here anymore.
It is driving me near to insanity. I can’t take it anymore.
Please, I beg you please, let me go.
Promise I’d come back to visit often. Okay?
Mom looked over and said.
Don’t say things like that. He is your father no matter what.
Nothing is gonna be able to change that.
I am sorry you don’t like him and I am sorry you didn’t get to ‘choose’ a better father.
It is your destiny to be here stuck with us. I wish you a better luck next life.
Again, I apologize.
Upon hearing that, I stand up, walked into my room, close the door.
Regretted every single thing I did.
Wished they know that I inherited Dad’s temper.
I won't hate Dad anymore tomorrow...
Until the next time he starts shouting at me.
I’d give that 2 days.
Because if you'd notice, sometimes I don't update for ages...
If I do, it would be very other hour. Gah...
The thing is, I blog when I *feel* like it.
So when would I feel like blogging?
When I am happy and when I am extremely upset.
That's when I need to pour out, to someone, but normally, I don't speak to anyone about it.
I have friends, however, most of the time; I rather not speak to any of them.
Keeping a lot of problems deep within me seems to be a better choice, somewhat.
Don't ask me why.
Blogging took load of burden off the chest, leaving me feeling much better.
I've been writing almost all my life anyway, since I was really young.
You'd get to read stories of my life in the textbooks, my note books, pieces of papers, diaries etc.
So yes, writing is definitely the best way. My way.
I remember being upset with Dad at a very young age and no one to speak to.
I was revising; there were papers and note book right in front of me.
I started writing since then, right in front of him.
He doesn't know anything about it, until he stumbles upon a note, written on the cover of text book plastic wrappings. It was not very obvious but he noticed it anyway.
Dad kept it to himself. Thinking back, he must be heart broken.
It was a very cruel piece of note. Spells out how much I hate him. Ends with a heart stabbing wish, I wished he isn't my Dad.
Frankly, I still hate him every now and then.
Being 26 years old and still hating your Dad is not healthy.
A month back, I screamed at him on a telephone conversation,
then slammed it down hard on him.
Then I went on screaming at the innocent mother.
It was continued with another door slamming session before facing up to Mom about not wanting to stay home anymore. I’ve always wish to move out.
Mommy, I can’t stay here anymore.
It is driving me near to insanity. I can’t take it anymore.
Please, I beg you please, let me go.
Promise I’d come back to visit often. Okay?
Mom looked over and said.
Don’t say things like that. He is your father no matter what.
Nothing is gonna be able to change that.
I am sorry you don’t like him and I am sorry you didn’t get to ‘choose’ a better father.
It is your destiny to be here stuck with us. I wish you a better luck next life.
Again, I apologize.
Upon hearing that, I stand up, walked into my room, close the door.
Regretted every single thing I did.
Wished they know that I inherited Dad’s temper.
I won't hate Dad anymore tomorrow...
Until the next time he starts shouting at me.
I’d give that 2 days.