Tong Tong Hates Me
Wednesday, May 31, 2006So I smartly go boil Tong Tong's bone.
See, she have been chewing her chewy bone for months and it is so god damn smelly.
Her bone look so ewwwy, we hate holding it.
You can smell it from a mile away.
Ewww... It look dirty but she loves chewing on it.
Yucks! Talk about personal hygene, you got zero Tong Tong, ZERO!
So I boiled it for 10 minutes. The chewy bone went soft, like a soggy cock.
Damn it looked even yuckier then before.
But it's okay, because now, it doesn't smell that bad anymore!
However, Tong Tong isn't happy.
Why? Because she want her smelly chewy bone back lah...
She don't like her soggy bone anymore. No orginal smell ma.
But it is still okay, with the nose she've got, she can still smell a wee bit of the original smell lo...
However, being a soggy bone, it is easier for her to bite em off.
So before I knew it, she started shallowing the soggy bone!
Arrgghhh!! Kennot eat wan!!! You wanna die is it?
That is when I decided to trow her soggy bone and give her a new chewy bone.
I trew the soggy bone into the garbage bag near our fridge.
However, she decided to strike.
After an hour, Tong Tong stand near the fridge from 1.00 am till 1.30 am.
She just stand there, looking at me.
Being the insensative owner, I don't know what the hell she wants.
So I ma look back lo...
We started to look at each others.
I was very curious with her new found need to stand infront of the fridge.
Then tadaaaa!
I remember her soggy bone in the bin! Maybe that's what she want!
I search frantically in the bin and found it.
Clean it properly, blow dry it. Wank it a little, so that it goes hard. Heh...
Tong Tong is happily lying with her new found "hard" bone infront of me now.
She is not standing infront of the fridge anymore.
Weeee...!!!
*Edit* New Pictures of Tong Tong!
Ivan got her the shirt and the new collar from Australia!
It is funny how she doesnt like to move when every she wear the shirt! hehaha...
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