I Want A Goddamn Corset
Sunday, May 21, 2006
God knows I love corset.
My eyes stop blinking the moment I see one.
Especially a black one. Damn. I'm a fool when it comes to corsets.
... and guess what? I saw one today, online.
There is this chinese girl who wore it and damn...
I told myself I want that one corset she is wearing.
She look so motherfucing great in it. Damn, I am jealous.
First comes first, she is fleshy, and she have got nice tits.
That's why she look so great in it lah...
Secondly... Corsets make sexy girls sexier.
I wanna look sexy, really...
Not sluttly... but sexy...
I wished I've got a corset for my birthday...
Instead of some body wash or bath fizzerr...
Shrugs...
I need to loose 25 kilos to be able to look sexy in a corset anyway...
Wait! 25 kilos? Damn... That's like 55 pounds? I am 60 kilos now.
60 - 25 = 35? Holly cow! That is goin to leave me to only 35 kilos!!!
What's left then? Intestines?
Some says another 10 kilos will be great enough, some says 5 will do...
Some mother fucker says 15... Right, I'd loose what I can ok?
I love noodles so much I don't think I am goin to loose too much weight with it...
It's plain carbo anyway... But I crave for noodles every fucking day.
This is how the corset looked, on the girl. I'm so damn sure it'd look a lil bit yuckier on me.
But... Ooh I don't care. I want it. That's all.

By the way, thanks mamoyo for the picture.
I decided to crop away your face, just incase.
I love that goddamn corset! Help!!!
I'd get it so that I'd be motivated to loose weight and firm up everywhere.
Can't afford to look saggy with that corset on, right? Yoga!!! Here I come!!!
BB, can you like sponsor half? Or perhaps quarter?
I really want it... and I'd do anything to have it. Hahahaha...
You know I know lor... RIGHT?
BB...?? How? How??? *Pouts and look up to BB* Please, Tuaki Please...?
Crap, they don't have La Senza in Isetan. Damn. Mahai.
On the other note, MunchTheOne join LampeBerger. Fucker go put 30K into it.
Fuckstick, gimme quarter, can buy hundreds of corsets edi. Better still right?
What's the bloody lamp for? I smell better la... Tiuness.
Atleast buy me corsets I can dance wearing the corsets and you can look ma...
You know le, the way you like it... *Winks*
Wahahha... Don't ask me about the returns man.
Like selling Lampe Berger can give you returns...
Return my ass.
Burp. I had Shabu Shabu with the gang just now at SS 2.
Fucking full can? and yeah... I gained 5 kilos tonight. Gasp! Now I gotta loose 30 kilos.
Ivan brought me a set of Olive Bath Set from Le Jardin Naturel.
Awww... Nice, but I prefer corsets, still.
He just got back from Aussie last Thursday night.
Brought Tong Tong a new colar and nice baju.
Make her look so feminine can? Wahhahaha... I love the way she look in that shirt!
She couldn't move much wearing it tho. Funny la... It kinda limit her movement.
Wahahhahaha... I cannot stop luffing!
Somore got words, saying FASHION HOUND on top with flower! Wahahhaa...
K. That's all. Good night.
My eyes stop blinking the moment I see one.
Especially a black one. Damn. I'm a fool when it comes to corsets.
... and guess what? I saw one today, online.
There is this chinese girl who wore it and damn...
I told myself I want that one corset she is wearing.
She look so motherfucing great in it. Damn, I am jealous.
First comes first, she is fleshy, and she have got nice tits.
That's why she look so great in it lah...
Secondly... Corsets make sexy girls sexier.
I wanna look sexy, really...
Not sluttly... but sexy...
I wished I've got a corset for my birthday...
Instead of some body wash or bath fizzerr...
Shrugs...
I need to loose 25 kilos to be able to look sexy in a corset anyway...
Wait! 25 kilos? Damn... That's like 55 pounds? I am 60 kilos now.
60 - 25 = 35? Holly cow! That is goin to leave me to only 35 kilos!!!
What's left then? Intestines?
Some says another 10 kilos will be great enough, some says 5 will do...
Some mother fucker says 15... Right, I'd loose what I can ok?
I love noodles so much I don't think I am goin to loose too much weight with it...
It's plain carbo anyway... But I crave for noodles every fucking day.
This is how the corset looked, on the girl. I'm so damn sure it'd look a lil bit yuckier on me.
But... Ooh I don't care. I want it. That's all.

By the way, thanks mamoyo for the picture.
I decided to crop away your face, just incase.
I love that goddamn corset! Help!!!
I'd get it so that I'd be motivated to loose weight and firm up everywhere.
Can't afford to look saggy with that corset on, right? Yoga!!! Here I come!!!
BB, can you like sponsor half? Or perhaps quarter?
I really want it... and I'd do anything to have it. Hahahaha...
You know I know lor... RIGHT?
BB...?? How? How??? *Pouts and look up to BB* Please, Tuaki Please...?
Crap, they don't have La Senza in Isetan. Damn. Mahai.
On the other note, MunchTheOne join LampeBerger. Fucker go put 30K into it.
Fuckstick, gimme quarter, can buy hundreds of corsets edi. Better still right?
What's the bloody lamp for? I smell better la... Tiuness.
Atleast buy me corsets I can dance wearing the corsets and you can look ma...
You know le, the way you like it... *Winks*
Wahahha... Don't ask me about the returns man.
Like selling Lampe Berger can give you returns...
Return my ass.
Burp. I had Shabu Shabu with the gang just now at SS 2.
Fucking full can? and yeah... I gained 5 kilos tonight. Gasp! Now I gotta loose 30 kilos.
Ivan brought me a set of Olive Bath Set from Le Jardin Naturel.
Awww... Nice, but I prefer corsets, still.
He just got back from Aussie last Thursday night.
Brought Tong Tong a new colar and nice baju.
Make her look so feminine can? Wahhahaha... I love the way she look in that shirt!
She couldn't move much wearing it tho. Funny la... It kinda limit her movement.
Wahahhahaha... I cannot stop luffing!
Somore got words, saying FASHION HOUND on top with flower! Wahahhaa...
K. That's all. Good night.